did the chicken cross the road?
Buchanan: To steal a job a job from a decent, hardworking American.
Jerry Falwell: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious?
Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The
chicken was going to the "other side." That's what
"they" call it, the "other side." Yes, my
friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will
become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out
this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly
harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken
should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as
Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been
Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be
free to cross the roads without having their motives called into question.
Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good
enough for us.
Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Saddam Hussein: It was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite
justified in dropping fifty tons of nerve gas on it.
Ronald Reagan: What chicken?
Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many
more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the
road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
Bill Gates: I have just released
eChicken2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file
your important documents, balance your checkbook, and Internet Explorer is
an inextricable part of eChicken.
Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move
beneath the chicken?
Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do
you mean by "chicken"? Could you define
George W. Bush: I don't think I should have to answer that question.
Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the black man.
The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and
keep him down.
The Bible: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the
chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken
crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Colonel Sanders: Maybe I missed one?
Want another good one?