An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an
 obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put
 everyone into a good mood as he served them food and
 drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came
 swishing down the aisle and announced to the
 passengers, "Captain Marvin has asked me to announce
 that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly,
 lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays
 that would be super."
 On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a
 well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved
 a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big
 brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so
 the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
 She calmly turned her head and said,  "In my country,
 I am called a princess.  I take orders from no one."
 To which the flight attendant replied, without missing
 a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called
 a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up bitch."